Me: “Jack, you know how you love the little kid dancers?” (little kids ballroom dancing on youtube or America’s Got Talent)

Jack “Yes, Momma.”

Me: “Would you ever want to do that?”

Jack: “Not with Evelyn (his cousin). With a statue girl.  I don’t like real girls”

Me: “Really?  You liked Evelyn before and your other “girl”friends.”

Jack: “I like my friends mom. Just not for dancing, that’s for a statue.”

Me: “Oh Ok. Well, what do you like about umm….. Daddy?”

Jack: “His Armpits.”  *he points to his own armpits*

Me *laughing* “Really?  His armpits huh?”

Jack: *very serious now* “and his heels, and um these phings”

*points to the arches of his foot*

Me: “wow, so you like his armpits, and his heels, AND his arches?”

Jack: “Yep, and his fingernails too!”

Me: ‘That’s great Jack.  I will have to tell Daddy that”

Jack: “Yeah, I just love Daddy.”

Me:  ”Me too Jack, Me too!”